Funny book titles I'd like to see...
Okay, so my parents (and maybe your parents too!?) used to sit around and come up with funny book titles and authors for entertainment before TV and the Internet became a part of everyday life. I thought these were pretty funny and added a few of my own.
Yellow River by I.P. Daily
Bouncing Balls by Wong Hung Lo
Rustle in the Bushes by Izzy Onner
Hole in the Bedspread by Seymour Butts
Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls
Rape in the Filling Station by Woo Pumped Ethel
Emancipation by Frieda Blaques
Ten Miles to the Outhouse by Willie Makeit and Betty Don't
Open Kimonos by Seymour Hair
Missed Opportunities by Ida Dunner
Open Relationships by Frieda Fondle
Ho testa bizzarra,
Son pronta e vivace,
Brillare mi piace, mi piace scherzar.
Se monto in furore di rado sto al segno,
Ma in riso lo sdegno fo presto a cangiar.
Ho testa bizzarra
Ma core eccelente…
I have a crazy head,
I am quick and lively,
I love to shine, I love to have fun.
If I get furious, I rarely stay that way,
But to laughter I soon change the anger.
I have a crazy head,
But an excellent heart…
{ Donizetti – Don Pasquale, Quel guardo il cavaliere }
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